What to Read When You Hate Elon Musk
and every fucking billionaire who is hoarding wealth and destroying the planet
Sincerely fuck Elon Musk.
If you think billionaires shouldn’t exist (except maybe in billionaire romances) and want someone to put a certain racist, exploitive nepobaby in his fucking place, you’re going to love the will they / won’t they, sci-fi, space opera trilogy, Chaotic Orbits by Beth Revis.
Chaotic Orbits follows sarcastic and witty Ada Lamarr, a for-hire space scavenger, as she escapes certain death and becomes entrenched in the life of Rian White, a good boy government agent with a penchant for rule-following. What starts as a rescue mission quickly devolves into a hilarious and sexy cat-and-mouse game through space. The banter is quick and smart, the secrets are plentiful, and when you’re not trying to read between the lines, you’ll be yelling, “Just kiss already,” as you shake your Kindle in frustration.
Without giving the game away, a certain billionaire is involved, and while the ending is satisfying, it’s clear Beth wrapped up the trilogy before he fully took up the mantel of scum of the earth, super villain, and set about his goal to dismantle democracy and ruin literally fucking everything. Just saying, Beth, if you want to write a fourth installment, I have a couple of ideas.
I highly recommend these quick reads. The first two books are available now, and the third is coming out April 8th!
Full Speed to a Crash Landing by Beth Revis
How to Steal a Galaxy by Beth Revis
Last Chance to Save the World by Beth Revis